February 2011
January 2011
Watchjontheschmidt:
Still images turned into short videos with use of photoshop CS5 and Apple motion.
Ugh you guys I love deserts I think I was a desert being in past lives I wanna live in one.
This weatherman is having trouble with the word...
You would think that, being a meteorologist, he might have had that sorted out by now.
I will never be a florist because I can’t say the word ‘lily.’ That second L gives me a lot of trouble—takes me like thirty seconds to sound out the word. I have to really think it through.
God I just LOVE southern accents I don't even care...
Emily told me I have to work out with her at...
=(
arse-smackerson:
don’t even get me started on how bad ‘real women have curves’ pisses me off
just what
tell me what exactly a ‘real woman’ looks like or has
I thought ‘real women’ came in all shapes, sizes, colours, and whatnot
if you say you’re a woman that is what makes you a woman, not what you look like or what is in your pants even
Important.
Making Valentine's Day cookies today
disregarding the fact that it’s not for like two more weeks.
Just an excuse to use pink frosting and red sprinkles and heart shaped cookie cutters, really.
You guys, Ginger Snaps is on IFC
!!!!
I am honestly sick to my stomach about that story....
How DARE they? →
How fucking dare they?
I want to live on my own so that no one will touch any of my stuff and no one will speak to me and it will be completely silent and I don’t have to address anyone.
Aggravated.
My tummy is in a minor amount of anguish.
I love the name Anouk.
MORE STUPID CROCODILES UGH GO AWAY
YOU ARE THE WORST
My family has a variety of nicknames for each other, and many of them make no sense, which is the way that nicknames often are; they evolve and change until they are completely different than how they were before.
ANYWAY, one of my family’s nicknames for me is Doonie, but the other day, Maeve called me Doonbot, and I just want to die because I think that is just the cutest.
Doonbot =3
...
God, fuck nature sometimes.
Planet Earth is on and it’s about idk rivers or something and these wildebeasts are migrating to the water and crocodiles know they’re coming so they hide in the water and I just happened to look up when the wildebeasts wandered into the water and then the crocs came out of nowhere and chomped them.
Ugh. And the wildebeasts are groaning and making these awful noises and Sigourney...
russell-senior:
songs to lose your virginity to
House of Cards
Make it Wit Chu
YES.
I should live on a farm.
pigs
donkeys
ducks (the white ones!)
dogs
This is an idealized version—farms are no joke and way too much work for me to really enjoy.
They are for real! I do like working on one over the spring/summer/fall seasons though.
Putting the "I" in "Bisexual" →
parkuhr:
fuckyeahbisexuals:
By Elizabeth Friedland
Bisexual.
I hate that word. I cringe when I say it, when I hear it, when someone uses it to confirm or deny my sexual identity. It’s the equivalent to “mulatto.” It’s icky and outdated and strangely detached from feeling. Bi gives me the creeps.
Bi is everything uncertain, everything in-between, everything fence-straddling. Bi...
Walked around a mile from parking lot to buildings
and now my hair is FRIZZED from the wind. Also my face is red from the cold.
Totally gorgeous.
I am going to shower right now.
I’m going to get out from under my warm dog and pull off these snuggly blankets and get in the shower now.
Right now.
Right…now…
Ugh.
I love Skype dates with my bf :)
But I will talk to other people too!
“My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib...”
– Johnny Depp (via heartdriven) I’m such a weenie that I read this and cried a little.
jontheschmidt:
“Is that what everybody wants?”...
Peanut butter on toast is ultra simple and ultra...
Is seven thirty in the morning too early to bake...
I would argue that it isn’t.
I don’t have class til eleven anyway.
Coffee when it's still dark in the morning and...
